What does the fifth chapter of the book of pages say about Atheist Fundieism?
by Miley on Nov.27, 2011, under health
What does the fifth chapter of the book of pages say about Atheist Fundieism?
Have atheist fundies read the book of pages chapter 5?
Chapter 5.0 General Failure Meets Thor God of Love And his PiWrites (Hint… The dwarf has a lisp….)
5.0 Just when Gen. Failure thought things couldn’t get any worse than having his head stuck waste deep in Uranus. He felt something… in his anus yes his anus not Uranus. It made his hemorrhoid feel like an Assteroid in his anus hurting like you just hoped onto a bicycle with a car cigarette lighter for a seat.
5.1 And just like that poop Uranus gave afterbirth to General Failure and he was born again or as they say in Uranus **** happens. To his udder disbelief he discovers Uranus was filled with crunchy peanut butter.
5.2 After prying his eyes open General Failure sees before him A dwarf with his head up his butt riding a winged pink giraffe who’s head is also up her butt named Dun’ go, Mung! The Thunacorn. And says Excthuth me I am Thor the PiWrite and Uranuth will be tho thor you won’t thit down for weekth. Speaking like Jim Carry saying read my lips.
5.3 Gen. Failure looking as baffled as Adam and Eve on Mother’s Day thought what an odd little man with a funny accent. So you are the Pirate Sore,… Wes I am Thor. Said Sore. Well if you are a Pirate Sore where are your Buccaneers? They’re on my buckin’ head, open your buckin’ eyes!
5.4 But you have your head so far up your butt you look like an atheist fundie at a baptism party… My head is up my buckin butt? How do wu know thith. With that Gen. Failure Pulled The Dwarf’s Sore head out of his butt with a rather loud pop which sounded more like a fart from a distance.
5.5 At that moment a very tiny dim sun broke through the clouds and winged ears came from the heavens listening to Wellawuya! Wellawuya! Well a,a wu ya…
5.6 Thor after getting used to the light asked how do I look? Not wanting to be rude and say you have a face like a squeezed tea bag and a nose as warn as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.
5.7 Why can thee, why can thee its miracle it’s a… ok what athhole painted my horth Dun’ go, Mung! Thunacorn pink? Who names a giraffe dun’ go mung? Well her name wath just Mung but one day I fell off and said Don’ go Mung and she didn’t.
5.8 With that Gen Failure Bid Thor Good bye. And Said is there anything I can do to repay you for pulling me out of Uranus? Yes Don’ go Mung… Her twot, her twot, I want to see her twot! Really…what an odd request… Don’ go Mung is that Korean or something? And what cruel bugger put an “s” in Lisp?
5.9 With that General Failure picks up Thor the dwarf and drives him head first into the giraffe’s twot which is tighter than a camels butt in a sandstorm… And promptly leaves for space again And says I now pronounce you Thor God Of Love… NOOO!!! Mr. Gen Failure… I think I better weephrase that…I’d like to thee her gallop, gallop you fool thee her twot! Hello Hello!!!
A Dieus Amigos.
The Book of Pages it is written: By His Funniness, Atheos Fun Deius, Gawdy of all atheist fundies.
Y,all men
